Massive indoor water park with more than 10 attractions; the attached hotel has spacious guest rooms, a spa and live-action adventure game

Certified phlebotomists draw blood to measure glucose, cholesterol, and iron levels and organ health in 10- to 20-minute appointments

Glass-walled labs show technicians building custom eyeglasses or sunglasses from designer frames by Coach, Nike, and Calvin Klein

Cold laser technology liquefies excess fat

The designers behind the annual award-winning haunted house bring new spectacles and effects each year to their unguided fright labyrinth

Meat bundles keep grills sizzling and bellies full with sirloin steaks and dozens of gourmet burgers, hot dogs, and bratwurst sausages

Licensed massage therapist relieves tension with muscle kneading, spinal decompression, and complimentary foot massage

Staffers hand wash and dry exterior, clean outside glass and wheel wells, and apply tire shine

Cincinnati-style spaghetti with cheddar cheese, steamed potatoes, and vegetarian burritos

Pizza, pasta, Hershey's ice cream, and subs in a diner decorated with authentic firefighter suits