Featured in dozens of magazines, water-resistant analog & digital watches for men & women pop in supersaturated colors & bold shapes

Chefs craft weekly rotating menus with local, sustainable, seasonal ingredients such as squash blossoms, mussels & fresh-baked bread.

Extensive library of socially responsible, celebrity-celebrated body, bath, skincare & makeup products

Knowledgeable staff culls collection of memory-foam, latex, gel & innerspring mattresses from brands such as Restonic & Corsicana Bedding.

Tubes & coolers float down Comal River before air-conditioned shuttle takes groups on unlimited trips back to launch point

Subjects pose for unlimited shots during 45-minute sessions at choice of 5 local locations, receiving DVD, prints & link to online gallery

Acupuncture sessions sooth muscles & restore energy balances or tone facial skin with gentle vibration & microcurrents

Aromatherapy perfumes two hours of massage, pedicures, and whole-body exfoliation, capped with a glass of wine.

Satirical & vaudevillian comedy revue renders laugh muscles sore in exciting showcase of steadfast lampoonery

Below stained-glass lights, chefs with six decades of combined expertise serve curries & tandoori dishes